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Saudi Arabia Bans Public Floggings

Saudi officials announced that people convicted of low-level crimes may no longer be sentenced to floggings and may instead receive fines or jail time, though judges can still order beheadings for murderers and drug dealers. What do you think?

Sam Mistry •

“Seems like

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Kacy Noerr

“Looks like they finally figured out that the modern prison system can be equally cruel and way more profitable.”

Kacy Noerr

Alfie Shifflett

“Time to commit some light Saudi Arabian crimes!”

Alfie Shifflett




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