SanDisk Introduces New Flash Wheelbarrow For Hauling 5,000 Terabytes Of Data

SAN JOSE, CA—Touting it as the perfect solution for conveying enormous quantities of computer files over farmlands and dirt roads, Western Digital introduced a SanDisk flash wheelbarrow Thursday for hauling 5,000 terabytes of data. “With durable wood handles and a sturdy tire for navigating uneven terrain, the SanDisk flash wheelbarrow makes transporting heaps of data easy and pain-free,” said Western Digital CEO David Goeckeler, who noted that the USB-compatible device’s capacity was nearly 10 times that of the company’s SanDisk flash bindle. “When a memory card just won’t cut it, turn to the SanDisk flash wheelbarrow, which can hold the equivalent of 100 million songs or, alternatively, 20 billion high-resolution jpegs of cow manure.” At press time, Goeckeler confirmed that a SanDisk flash tractor was in development for hauling data servers.