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Samsung Unveils Smartwatch

Samsung debuted its much-anticipated Galaxy Gear smartwatch yesterday, which allows the wearer to make calls or read texts and emails from their wrist and use any of 70 apps, though the device has to be synced with a nearby Galaxy Note tablet to operate. What do you think?

Ariel Bryant • Unemployed

“Finally, I can call from my wrist instead of my hand.”

Ariel Bryant • Unemployed

Dirk Redd • Snake Catcher

“That’s cool. It’s like a cell phone, but smaller, wearable, and it needs another cell phone to work.”

Dirk Redd • Snake Catcher

David Rosenthal • Broadcaster

“Great, a new place for phantom vibrations on my body.”

David Rosenthal • Broadcaster




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