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Russians Withdrew $13.6 Billion From ATMs Amidst Coronavirus Fears

Russian citizens have taken out nearly $13.6 billion in cash from bank accounts since mid-March, more than the total amount withdrawn during all of 2019, due to concerns they will not be able to access their money during quarantine. What do you think?

Trina Dewberry • Tennis Racket Stringer

“Well, you don’t want your cash catching Covid-19 and then not be able to go visit it.”

Trina Dewberry • Tennis Racket Stringer

Joseph Swisher

“I’ll keep my $13.6 billion safely where it is, thank you very much.”

Joseph Swisher

Boyd Hasbourne

“It’s always a good idea to keep a few bucks in your wallet in case a global pandemic restricts access to your funds.”

Boyd Hasbourne




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