Russia successfully tested the largest airborne non-nuclear bomb, delivering a blast four times more powerful than the U.S.’ “Mother of All Bombs.”
“It’s good to know that World War III will have a short period of spectacular conventional destruction as a build-up to nuclear holocaust.”
Darren Warshaw • Barista
“All I have to say is thank God for that Star Wars program.”
Linda Braxton • Systems Analyst
“Well, you know what, Russia? We’ve got a not-currently-deployed Coast Guard who is keeping an eye on you.”
Cody Friel • Banquet Waiter
