Rosie Leaving The View

Rosie O’Donnell announced that she is leaving The View. What do you think?


“Just three more to go.”

Keith Rivers • Systems Analyst

“So now it’s only one loudmouthed comedienne with a grating New York accent? That redundancy was built in to make sure the audience wasn’t robbed of a single intuitive ribald observation!”

Lydia Goplen • Cosmetics Salesperson

“Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres.”

Brandon Faischca • Roofer




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