Roommate Not Seen For, Like, Five Days

LEXINGTON, KY—Ty Crandon and Wesley Sandino realized Tuesday that they haven’t seen roommate Joel Kramer in, like, five days. “Dude, have you seen Joel?” Crandon asked Sandino as the two sorted the mail. “No? Shit. His door is closed, but I knocked and there was no answer. I don’t think I’ve seen him since, like, Thursday.” Sandino and Crandon said they figure he’s been staying at girlfriend Nora Krause’s or something, and they hope he’s all right.