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Restaurant Hired Fake Priest To Extract Confessions From Workers, Feds Say

The owners of a California taqueria chain have been ordered to pay $140,000 in back pay and damages to employees who met with a “person identified as a priest” to confess workplace sins. What do you think?

Loretta Cavendish, Systems Analyst

“Suddenly I’m skeptical o

Loretta Cavendish, Systems Analyst

Angelo Tharp, Landfill Organizer

“They should’ve asked to see his priest badge.”

Angelo Tharp, Landfill Organizer

Sonny Pelton, Solution Architect

“My employees will answer to the all-seeing, all-knowing security camera.”

Sonny Pelton, Solution Architect




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