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Researchers Using Frog Mucus To Fight Flu Virus

Scientists have found that mucus secreted by certain frog species contains peptides capable of killing the flu virus in mice. What do you think?

Adam Jendro • Foosball Statistician

“You don’t have to tell me about the benefits of mucus.”

Adam Jendro • Foosball Statistician

Tracy Vargas • Plastics Extruder

“I always love a good story about interspecies fluid exchange.”

Tracy Vargas • Plastics Extruder

James Dyslewski • Backup Carpenter

“Why do frogs get all the good peptides?”

James Dyslewski • Backup Carpenter




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