Republicans Outraged By Inaccuracies In Metallica Documentary

WASHINGTON, DC—Republican congressmen lambasted the documentary Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster for its “gross inaccuracies and fabrications” Monday. “[Filmmakers] Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky are clearly biased,” Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert said. “By editing together concert footage from three different mediocre shows, they have given the general public a false impression that Metallica still kicks ass.” Hastert added that there is no hard evidence to support the film’s argument that the album St. Anger has more thrashing riffs than Kill ’Em All.