Report: Anthrax Attacks Could Have Been Prevented

According to psychiatric records, the scientist believed to have been responsible for five anthrax-by-mail deaths in 2001 had numerous psychological issues, including an obsession with a sorority. What do you think?


“Darn, I was wrong. I thought for sure that it was done by a completely normal father of two in a stable, loving marriage.”

Dani Ridgeway • Systems Analyst

“Was the FBI working on this case for exactly one second per week?”

Rick Alvin • Operating Engineer

“Jeez, they should’ve just let him in the sorority.”

Len Bateman • Unemployed