Researchers at Bristol University in the UK have found that heavy coffee drinkers derive no boost from the beverage, but merely stave off the depressive effects of withdrawal. What do you think?
“What is life, then, if it’s not about ’staving off’?”
Jack Wills • Doffer
“So what would be the ideal beverage to sip while I pretend I’m thinking?”
Karen Goldberg • Cost Clerk
“Are they not adding sugar?”
Stephen Adler • Brake Operator
