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‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Released

The highly anticipated new installment of the popular Red Dead Redemption series, hailed by some reviewers as the most realistic open-world video game ever made, went on sale today. What do you think?

Jordan Velasquez • Deli Line Foreman

“It’s irresponsible how these o

Jordan Velasquez • Deli Line Foreman

Aaron Little • Analysis Interpreter

“I never played the first one. How are video games? Good?”

Aaron Little • Analysis Interpreter

Lisa Nichols • Laudanum Advocate

“I don’t care how realistic it is, there’s no substitute for the thrill you get from sliding a real horse off a mountain to get down faster.”

Lisa Nichols • Laudanum Advocate




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