Rated R For Smoking

The Motion Picture Association of America has announced that smoking will now be a consideration when determining a film’s rating. What do you think?


“It’s about time Hollywood clamped down on the pervasive influence Ernie Kovacs and George Burns have on kids.”

Adam Cohn • Nutritionist

“Then how else are lazy aspiring filmmakers supposed to learn how to establish character?”

Daniel Drysdale • Cat Breeder

“Guess I better start scheduling reshoots for

Caroline Pearson • Director




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