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R. Kelly Releases 19-Minute Song Addressing Sexual Assault

Facing numerous sexual assault allegations, R&B singer R. Kelly released “I Admit,” a 19-minute song in which he denies accusation of pedophilia and sexual slavery while admitting to other mistakes. What do you think?

Peter Salsbury • Paper Fan Tester

“Could this be the pedophilia-denying song of the summer?”

Peter Salsbury • Paper Fan Tester

Nikolai Parlatos • Air Shaft Cartographer

“I hope his victims appreciate all the effort he put into this.”

Nikolai Parlatos • Air Shaft Cartographer

Daisy Coulter • RC Car Salesperson

“Well, there you go, what guilty person would write a 19-minute song about not doing crimes?”

Daisy Coulter • RC Car Salesperson