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Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against ‘Serial’ Podcast Subject Adnan Syed

Baltimore prosecutors have dropped all charges against Adnan Syed, the subject of the podcast Serial who was imprisoned for the 1999 killing of his ex-girlfriend Hae Min Lee, after advanced DNA test results supported his innocence. What do you think?

Sandra Patterson, Viticulturist

“See, prison can rehabilitate people.”

Sandra Patterson, Viticulturist

Roderick Joyce, Staffing Coordinator

“So our ghoulish voyeurism paid off.”

Roderick Joyce, Staffing Coordinator

Arturo Yates, Bank Vault Clerk

“Now he can put the whole ordeal behind him and get back to being a regular high school kid.”

Arturo Yates, Bank Vault Clerk




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