With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
PRO
Having to wait for the car to charge would be a fresh new excuse for being late to work
Silent engine makes startling rollerbladers much easier
Driving one makes up for every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life
In the event of a car accident, a lithium-ion battery explosion would be way cooler than regular old gas explosion
Handles smoothly on both highway and ex’s lawn
Goes “beep beep” just like real car
CON
Not available as a 1976 Chevy Mustang
Scientists not yet certain if it’s safe to drive in the rain
The phrase “fill ’er up” could fall out of use completely
Koch brothers have already been through a lot lately
Having to ask around to find out if anyone has an electric car charger on them pretty inconvenient
Could prolong the presence of human beings on planet Earth
