The Republican Governor of Louisiana Jeff Landry recently signed a law requiring state’s classrooms to display a copy of the Ten Commandments. The Onion explores the pros and cons of requiring religious doctrine in public schools.
PRO: A good way to cover up the bullet holes.
CON: Use of woke “Thou/Thy” pronouns.
PRO: Great example of counting to 10 in the real world.
CON: Just finished building golden calf.
PRO: Least out-of-date thing in classroom.
CON: True believers would display the entirety of the King James Bible.
PRO: Distracts from how weird the Pledge of Allegiance is.
CON: Not enough funding to print it out.
