PRO: Desire to see grown men crush each other knows no nationality
CON: Players may react poorly to prim but adorable trainers who fly with aid of parasol and burst into character-building songs every 10 minutes
PRO: British prisons have plenty of room for athletes
CON: British viewers have a tendency to say “oh, my!” and faint at even the mildest block
PRO: Could call team the London Fog and helmet could feature a badass cloud
CON: Entire fucking ocean away from every other team
PRO: Fans actually polite and well-spoken right up until they riot and push each other through chain-link fences
CON: Victorious coaches will not enjoy being doused with 40 gallons of hot tea
PRO: Great way to piss off L.A.
CON: Changing of the Left Guards loses its flair after the third or fourth time
