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Prince Harry Condemns Media Coverage Of Girlfriend

Meghan Markle, the American actress currently dating Prince Harry, has been the victim of media harassment since the couple made their relationship public, suffering break-ins and invasions of privacy that Harry and Buckingham Palace have strongly condemned. What do you think?

Kyle Ramos • Produce Displayer

“No, I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to say whatever I want about anyone on TV.”

Kyle Ramos • Produce Displayer

Cliff McAndrew • Seam Reinforcer

“Can’t the media just let their relationship fall apart publicly on its own?”

Cliff McAndrew • Seam Reinforcer

Larissa Shulik • Riverbed Raker

“Just get her to tell us who her favorite designers are and how she likes to spend a Sunday off and we promise to leave her alone.”

Larissa Shulik • Riverbed Raker




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