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President Biden To End Covid-19 Emergencies May 11

President Joe Biden informed Congress on Monday that he will end the twin national emergencies for addressing Covid-19 on May 11, as most of the world has returned closer to normality nearly three years after they were first declared. What do you think?

Simone Wittich, Celebrity Handler

“America is re

Simone Wittich, Celebrity Handler

Dan Meiselas, Gravel Piler

“I thought only Congress could end Covid.”

Dan Meiselas, Gravel Piler

Dennis Wimberly, Statue Molder

“It’s hard to believe we were all so scared of a virus that’s only killed millions of people and hasn’t been eradicated yet.”

Dennis Wimberly, Statue Molder




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