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Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion
USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricing
USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricing
Crumpled-Up Potato Chip Bag Spotted In Bathroom Trash Can
Crumpled-Up Potato Chip Bag Spotted In Bathroom Trash Can
CDC Powerless To Stop Spread Of Virulent Mayonnaise-Borne Pathogen
CDC Powerless To Stop Spread Of Virulent Mayonnaise-Borne Pathogen
Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes ’Wrath-Minded Taters’
Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes ’Wrath-Minded Taters’
Local Man Would Like Fries With That
Local Man Would Like Fries With That

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