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Posture Could Dictate Success In Online Dating

New research in online dating has found that profile pictures in which someone is physically extended, with outstretched limbs and an elongated torso, convey a confidence and dominance that nearly double one’s chances of success. What do you think?

Joan Hausell • Anecdote Editor

“I don’t understand how you can depict good posture in a profile photo when you’ve got to hold the camera at such a high angle.”

Joan Hausell • Anecdote Editor

Earl Talbot • Floorboard Installer

“First you say I have to be kind and open-minded, now you’re saying I have to sit up straight. Which one is it?”

Earl Talbot • Floorboard Installer

Nathan Finnegan • Iguana Breeder

“Are you sure? I’ve always been told that a soft, sunken chest was the ultimate chick magnet.”

Nathan Finnegan • Iguana Breeder




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