Thirty thousand employees of the United States Postal Service have been offered a $15,000 incentive to quit, which would save the troubled agency $500 million next fiscal year. What do you think
“With $15,000 in their wallets and specialized Postal Service training, these folks can write their own tickets.”
Nigel Zabel • Systems Analyst
“I feel bad for the postal workers. To help them out, I think I will begin a chain letter warning people they will be struck down with cancer unless they send the letter to 10 other people.”
Scott Hiller • Pedigree Tracer
“If the fifteen grand doesn’t work, they should offer each of them their own commemorative stamp.”
Judy Moynihan • Soil Scientist
