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Pope Grants New Fathers Working At Vatican 3-Day Paternity Leave

Pope Francis has amended the Vatican’s family leave policy, which already offers six months of fully paid maternity leave to new mothers, to include a three-day paid paternity leave to new fathers who work at the Vatican. What do you think?

Genevieve Solis, Knuckle Waxer

“But no one had p

Genevieve Solis, Knuckle Waxer

Sean Hull, Manners Advocate

“Sure, most of fatherhood can be accomplished over a long weekend.”

Sean Hull, Manners Advocate

Luke Christopherson, Office Overseer

“Why did they tell their employees about sex in the first place?”

Luke Christopherson, Office Overseer




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