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Pope Francis Declares Abortion Forgivable

Though it remains a “grave sin,” Pope Francis has granted all priests the ability to forgive abortion in confession, supplanting the old rule that a bishop must intervene. What do you think?

Nick Markos • Popcorn Flavorer

“Aw, man. Isn’t anyone gonna burn in hell?”

Nick Markos • Popcorn Flavorer

Lara Klingler • Font Historian

“There goes my plan to finally meet Bishop DiLorenzo.”

Lara Klingler • Font Historian

Tommy Dabney • Lens Polarizer

“What about us guys? Any cool new grave sins we’re allowed to play around with now?”

Tommy Dabney • Lens Polarizer




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