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Pope Denounces Celibacy-Protesting Priests

Pope Benedict XVI spoke out against a group of priests that has called for ordaining women and ending celibacy for the clergy. What do you think?

Kevin Hopper • Systems Analyst

“I agree with him. A church that isn’t archaic, discriminatory, and inflexible just isn’t Catholic.”

Kevin Hopper • Systems Analyst

Victoria La Marr • Unemployed

“Kind of a weird thing to bring up around Easter, but okay.”

Victoria La Marr • Unemployed

Chet Bartel • Mender

“I think it’d be a nice change of pace to have some female priests. No offense to the male priests, but they can’t cook for shit.”

Chet Bartel • Mender




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