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Pope Delivers Yankee Mass

Pope Benedict XVI concluded his trip to the United States by celebrating Sunday Mass at New York’s Yankee Stadium. What do you think?

Carl Hamper • Lighting Designer

“I thought his homily delivery got a little erratic late. Girardi should have yanked him during the liturgy of the Eucharist.”

Carl Hamper • Lighting Designer

Beth Aiken • Industrial Electrician

“See? I thought that was a particularly slow, rigid, unbending game.”

Beth Aiken • Industrial Electrician

Ben Carroll • Window Decorator

“I was there and it was historic and everything, but come on, $7.50 for a puny wafer and 11 bucks for a sip of wine? I could’ve stayed home and watched the Holy Communion on TV for free.”

Ben Carroll • Window Decorator




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