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Pope Benedict Says God Told Him To Resign

Speaking publicly for the first time since he stepped down, 86-year-old pope emeritus Benedict XVI claimed that his surprise resignation in February was due to a months-long “mystical experience” during which “God told [him]” to retire. What do you think?

Frederic Brochu • Weld Inspector

“Then why didn’t God just kill him?”

Frederic Brochu • Weld Inspector

William Savitt • Unemployed

“Yeah, God tells me to give up all the time.”

William Savitt • Unemployed

Lynn Takama • Slurry Blender

“There is no God.”

Lynn Takama • Slurry Blender




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