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Pop-Tarts Turn 50

This week marks the 50th anniversary of the invention of Pop-Tarts, Kellogg’s popular toaster breakfast pastries. What do you think?

Erick Bridges • Grass Seed Sprinkler

“Their particular mélange of chemicals seems to have struck a chord.”

Erick Bridges • Grass Seed Sprinkler

Melanie Shifflett • Chair Upholsterer

“It feels like the most important milestones in my life these days are brand anniversaries.”

Melanie Shifflett • Chair Upholsterer

Quincy Hyland • Unemployed

“That’s the kind of lasting success you enjoy when you’re unfit for human consumption.”

Quincy Hyland • Unemployed




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