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Pollution Could Pose Greater Risk For Obesity

A Beijing study found that the effects of heavily polluted air on the city’s rat population included greater risk for diabetes and obesity, suggesting humans are similarly affected by pollution. What do you think?

George Knight • Boxing Historiographer

“Looks like the science is really stacking up in favor of breathable air.”

George Knight • Boxing Historiographer

Nicole Pittman • Skirt Hemmer

“It’s downright shameful that we’re only concerned about rat health for purely selfish reasons.”

Nicole Pittman • Skirt Hemmer

Thad Davidoff • Beard Sculptor

“My own rat experiments have produced similar results.”

Thad Davidoff • Beard Sculptor




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