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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
Long-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To Palestine
Long-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To Palestine
World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Canada, India Sheepishly Resolve Border Dispute
Canada, India Sheepishly Resolve Border Dispute
U.S. Gives Up Trying To Impress England
U.S. Gives Up Trying To Impress England
Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them
Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them
Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War
Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War
Child Walks Out On Toy Non-Proliferation Talks
Child Walks Out On Toy Non-Proliferation Talks

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