Authorities in Spain and Portugal found a massive stash of cocaine transported inside hollowed-out pineapples during a raid that also took down nine gang members responsible for the criminal operation. What do you think?
“They should’ve used pears. Nobody cares about pears.”
Percy Keats • Pseudoscientist
“That reminds me, I need to pick up some groceries at the police auction.”
Brittany Stephens • Taffy Splitter
“So this is what my wife meant when she said she found a job hollowing out pineapples for a Spanish drug lord.”
Kurt Perry • Silverware Critic
