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Phones May Help Diagnose STDs

British researchers are developing a computer chip that uses a smartphone and a saliva or urine sample to determine what, if any, sexually transmitted disease the user has. What do you think?

Gina Neville • Systems Analyst

“That should free up my gynecologist to help me figure out how to make an international call.”

Gina Neville • Systems Analyst

Jason Porter • Order Filler

“Great, another piece of technology I’m going to have to spend all afternoon teaching my parents to use.”

Jason Porter • Order Filler

Philip Modeliste • Electronic Scale Tester

“How can a program tell the difference between a disease and if you just spilled some hot sauce down there earlier, for fun?”

Philip Modeliste • Electronic Scale Tester




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