Coach, Seattle Seahawks
Strengths: Never throws in the towel, even if his team is up by 30 points; Extremely likable to anyone who can’t see through his bullshit
Weaknesses: Probably that he cares too much, or maybe that he works too hard; Hasn’t slept in 18 years; Loss to Vince Young in 2006 BCS National Championship Game looks more and more pathetic every day
Coaching Style: Not afraid to yell “woo” in faces of Seahawks; Attempts to make brutally violent game fun for everyone
Strategy: Going for it
Facial Expressions: Cocky fuck; incredulous prick
Fun Nickname: “Coach”
Recruiting Violations Since Joining Seahawks: Zero
Email: pcarroll1@usc.edu
