Perez Hilton Writing Children's Book

Celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton is writing a children’s book entitled The Boy With Pink Hair to be published in September. What do you think?


“My 3-year-old loves his blog. If only you could see all the dicks he drew in my cousin’s wedding album.”

Todd Romweber • Cable Puller

“Luckily for him, a lot of things rhyme with slut.”

Liam Smith • Pairer

“If he’s half as good at entertaining children as he is at making the world terrible, we’ve got a bestseller on our hands.”

Susan Petersen Kennedy • President, Penguin Books




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