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Percentage Of Unvaccinated Children In U.S. Has Quadrupled Since 2001

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that 1.3 percent of children born in 2017 did not receive any recommended vaccinations compared to 0.3 percent in 2001. What do you think?

Ankin Alvarez • Hamster Breeder

“Personally, I like to stay on the sa

Ankin Alvarez • Hamster Breeder

Vernon Sims • Patisserie Auditor

“I’m always down for a good culling of the herd.”

Vernon Sims • Patisserie Auditor

Phoebe Sanford • Road Salt Expert

“I don’t hear the kids who’ve survived complaining.”

Phoebe Sanford • Road Salt Expert




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