NASA recently announced plans to construct a base on the moon’s south pole that will be completed by 2024. Here are some of the features its inhabitants will enjoy:
Golden throne so tourists can have their pictures taken as the Moon King
Neil Armstrong statue in front of Neil Armstrong wing of Neil Armstrong Recreation Center
One toilet
Alice Kramden Memorial Domestic Violence Shelter
Precautionary maximum-security prison
One of those slow-opening airlocks where you can initially panic, then tearfully say goodbye to your family right before getting sucked into space
Immigration border fence to keep out Venusians
Hopefully, water
