The Defense Department has been investing $22 million per year into investigating unidentified flying objects, a New York Times report found, contradicting government statements that the program was shut down in 2012. What do you think?
“I knew it! The Pentagon exists!”
Fred Dalton • Wishing Well Technician
“It’s like a real-life X-Files where all the Mulders must’ve been extremely disappointed all the time.”
Harriet Samson • Pistachio Sheller
“Surely there are more productive wastes of taxpayer money.”
Nick Broderick • Confetti Organizer
