Pen Pal Becomes Pen Foe

CHUGWATER, WY—In light of their recent antagonistic correspondence, 8-year-old Ryan Werther has decided that 7-year-old Trenton, NJ, resident Dashiell Kudia has changed from his pen pal to his pen foe. “You wer [sic] so wrong when you said the Fairly Oddparents are as good as Spongebob,” Kudia penned in a letter Werther received Monday. “You can go jump off a brij [sic] for all I care because you are no longer my friend.” Kudia’s letter ended with a tersely written “So there.”