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Pawn-Shop Customer Plans To Buy Toaster Back

CHICAGO—Drug addict Chris Fehring, 27, announced plans Monday to eventually buy back the GE toaster he’d sold an hour earlier to U-Name-It Pawn. “This is only temporary,” said Fehring, who’d already parlayed the $3 he received into a crack purchase. “I’ll buy it back as soon as I have electricity again.” Fehring also stated his intention to buy back the blood he sold to the plasma center Monday.