49ers Inside Linebacker
Strength: Considered a very good football player, which is expected to help at the Super Bowl; Inside linebacker position makes him privy to all the latest linebacking information before anyone else
Weakness: Always lets out a long sigh before going into pass coverage; Terrifies normally dauntless sports journalists
Training Regimen: Practices sacking Alex Smith every day during practice
Versatility: Able to cover running backs, tight ends, or wide receivers who are paralyzed with fear
Motivation: Getting the last laugh on everyone in high school he used to beat up
Typical Breakfast: Ten eggs, five pancakes, five gloves, poached half-helmet
Names He’ll Respond To: Patrick, Pat
Pet Peeve: Having to remove clumps of opponents from face mask
Eyes: Dead
