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Passenger Fined $1,874 After 2 Undeclared McMuffins Found In Luggage

A passenger traveling from Bali, Indonesia to Australia was fined $1,874 after failing to declare two egg-and-beef sausage McMuffins and a ham croissant, which are classified as potential high-biosecurity risk items. What do you think?

Jorge Slivka, General Officer

“Some mules

Jorge Slivka, General Officer

Anita Vinalay, Abstract Prosthetist

“It may seem punitive, but keep in mind what could happen to the local ecosystem if they were to breed.”

Anita Vinalay, Abstract Prosthetist

Chad Ellender, Unemployed

“It was either that or go to one of Australia’s thousand McDonald’s locations.”

Chad Ellender, Unemployed




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