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Paper Proposes One-Way Trips To Mars

An article in the Journal Of Cosmology suggests that in order to make a manned flight to Mars an affordable reality in the near future, plans should not include a return trip. What do you think?

Sharron Bentler • Receptionist

“Of course! Russia saved billions by using the same strategy for its submarine program.”

Sharron Bentler • Receptionist

Darryl Morejon • Systems Analyst

“They ought to send my wife! You see, she’s an astronaut, and it’s always been her dream to go to Mars.”

Darryl Morejon • Systems Analyst

Dale Gibson • Unemployed

“Have all current and former members of Kiss been contacted about this exciting opportunity to advance science and the human race?”

Dale Gibson • Unemployed