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Pablo Escobar ‘Cocaine Hippo’ Fatally Struck By SUV In Colombia

Authorities reported that a hippopotamus descended from animals illegally brought to Colombia by the late drug kingpin Pablo Escobar has died in a collision with an SUV on a highway near Escobar’s hacienda. What do you think?

Michelle Raye, Systems Analyst

“Hopefully they’ll someday manufacture hippos that can withstand those kind

Michelle Raye, Systems Analyst

Anthony Lopes, Neighborhood Investigator

“Yeah, you’re not supposed to hit them with your car.”

Anthony Lopes, Neighborhood Investigator

Scott Castellano, Backbend Instructor

“Reserving judgment until we discover who had the right of way.”

Scott Castellano, Backbend Instructor