Our Dumb Decade: Best Of 2015

Published:

December 22, 2019

Supreme Court Releases Young Scalia’s Audition Tape

Government Admits It Was Only Behind Destruction Of North Tower

Woman’s Parents Accepting Of Mixed-Attractiveness Relationship

Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safe

Lonesome Alito Declares Marriage Only Between A Man And The Sea

Chinese Officials Vow To Fix Nation’s Crumbling Reeducation System

Bill Belichick Credits Victory To His God

Neighbors Come Together To Watch BMW Owner Struggle In Snow

Company To Experiment With Valuing Employees

Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities

Local Teen Would Choose Gun With Night Vision Laser Scope If He Joined Army

‘You Are Not Your Job,’ Obama Reminds Himself Throughout Shower

Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch

Report: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land Area For Violence To Spill Over To

Loyal Senator Still Lying Patiently In Spot Where Beloved Bill Died

Report: Whites More Likely To Be Named CEOs Than Equally Sociopathic Black Candidates

Older Prostitute Explains To Younger Prostitute Who Richard Belzer Is, What He Expects

Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation

Oh God, Teacher Arranged Desks In Giant Circle

Report: White House Officials Deliberately Hid FDR’s Mechanical Spider Legs From Public

Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One

Experts Say Best Option Now Is Keeping Nation As Comfortable As Possible Till End

Report: San Francisco To Shut Doors Over Rising Rent

Serial Killer Admits He’s Lost Track Of Pattern He Was Going For Originally

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash

Obama Practices Defiant Speech To Aliens Late At Night Behind Oval Office Desk

New Seaworld Show Just Elephant Drowning In Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

I Am Fun — By Hillary Clinton

Customer Who Declined Initial Offer Of Assistance Comes Crawling Back

Study Finds Controlled Washington, D.C. Wildfires Crucial For Restoring Healthy Political Environment

Roger Goodell Quietly Says Goodnight To Hallway Of NFL Greats’ Chemically Preserved Bodies

Nation Satisfied As Selena Gomez Completes Transition Into Sexualized Plaything

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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