Our Annual Year: Best Of The Topical

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December 14, 2020

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Walmart Prevents Gun Violence At Walmart

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NASA Announces They Definitely Just Destroyed An Asteroid

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This Woman Was Isolated In Her Nursing Home, So Her Grandchildren Stood Outside With Signs To Ask Her For Money

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Walgreens Introduces New Dumbass-Only Shopping Hours For Dipshits Who Don’t Know How To Stay 6 Feet Away

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Health Experts Warn Protests Could Set Off Second Wave Of Police Brutality

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Victoria’s Secret Shutters Operations After Concluding Women Were Never Hot Enough To Wear Their Underwear In First Place

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IRS Announces Taxpayers Can Make Checks Directly Payable To Any Corporation Or Billionaire They Want This Year

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Nation’s CEOs Sign Pledge To Continue Fucking Over Americans

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Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Becoming 5th Former President To Bowl Perfect 300

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Severely Injured Woman Heroically Fights Off Paramedics Trying To Force Her Into Medical Debt

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Congressional Democrats Threaten To All Wear Same Color If Trump Loses Election And Refuses To Leave Office

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Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting Pair Of Bengal Tigers To 69 In Captivity

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BREAKING: Total Hunk On Roof Deck Outside Our Window

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Piece Of Shit From Nearby Town Marries Bitch From High School

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CDC Reclassifies Majority Of Covid-19 Deaths To Being Personally Murdered By Barack Obama

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Frustrated Political Scientist Patton Oswalt Attempts To Explain Gerrymandering Without Help Of Visual Aids

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Is Uniting The Country Possible? We Locked A Republican And A Democrat In A Room For A Week To Find Out

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Report: You Slept Through Your Alarm And This All A Dream

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New United Ultra Economy Class Tickets Lets Passengers Get Dragged Behind Plane By Giant Rope

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