Our Annual Year: Best Of September

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December 14, 2020

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Trump Vigorously Defends Kenosha Shooter As Racist White Supremacist

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Corner Store Customers Saddened By Sight Of Frantic Trump Doing Scratch-Off Tickets Right On Counter

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Spotify Celebrates 100th Dollar Given To Artists

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Female Yankee Fan Tired Of Having To Prove She Genuine Asshole

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The Onion Reviews ‘Mulan’

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‘Tell The World I Also Had Asthma,’ Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Coronavirus

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Local Villagers Just Waiting Around For American Volunteers To Leave So They Can Rebuild School Correctly

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Nation Could Really Use A Few Days Where It Isn’t Gripped By Something

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Defensive Bob Woodward Claims He Withheld Interview Since Journalism Hasn’t Worked On Trump So Far

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Conservative Evangelical Asks God To Give Her Strength To Incorporate Forced Hysterectomies Into Belief System

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Shocked Americans Never Thought They’d See Forced Sterilization Of Minorities Happen Here Again And Again And Again

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The Onion Looks Back At The Life And Legacy Of Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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‘I Can’t Wait For Things To Get Back To Normal,’ Says Woman Spending Friday Night Dining With Friends In Crowded Indoor Restaurant

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‘That’s It, I’m Voting For Him,’ Says Undecided Voter Impressed By Poised Chris Wallace

Best of October 2020

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