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December 14, 2020

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Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Slew Of Obscure Bat Diseases Unrelated To Covid-19

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‘The Onion’ Investigates Who In The White House Has Potentially Been Exposed To Coronavirus

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‘I Don’t Care How You Feel, Get Your Ass Outside And Put Up The Halloween Decorations,’ Trump Screams At First Lady

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Trump Supporters Fighting Over Used Tissues President Tossed From SUV

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White House Staff Heartbroken By Sight Of Weak Trump Struggling To Yell Racial Slurs At TV

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Pence Instinctively Addresses Harris’ Husband In Audience During Debate Responses

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Frisky Housewife Lets Revealing Robe Slip After Opening Door To Amazon Delivery Drone

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Total Collapse Of Democracy So Horrifying America Decides It Hasn’t Happened Yet

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Amy Coney Barrett Promises Catholic Faith Won’t Interfere With Court’s Crushing Of The Poor, Downtrodden

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Liberal Man Worried Biden Victory Would Immediately Reignite Discussions About Having Kids

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Hope Hicks Exhausted After Another Day Packed Full Of Meetings

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Trump Attempts To Soften Image Before Election By Adopting Dead Dog

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Rudy Giuliani Releases Video Of Himself Masturbating To Show What It Would Actually Look Like

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