News, Our Annual Year 2021

Our Annual Year: Best Of March

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December 20, 2021

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New Texas Law Requires All Masks Have Word ‘Pussy’ Written Across Front

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Parakeet Unaware Its Companionship The Only Thing Stopping Man From Committing One Of Bloodiest Acts In American History

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Covid Announces Plan To Move Operations To Texas Full-Time To Escape Burdensome Regulations

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Meghan Markle Reveals Royals Worried Her Son Wouldn’t Have Family’s Sickly, Rancid Skin

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CDC Launches Ad Campaign Featuring Racist Mascot In Effort To Get More Conservatives Vaccinated

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Report: Your Father Probably Out With One Of His Whores Tonight

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Secret Service Worry Major Biden’s Behavior Influenced By Time Spent On Far-Right Dog Forums

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Florida Attempts To Increase Vaccinations By Leaving Loose Syringes Around Beaches

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Buckingham Palace Confirms Prince Phillip Released From Morgue In Good Health This Morning

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Sympathetic Police Know What It’s Like To Have A Bad Day And Kill 8 People

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Atlanta Police Rule Out Mass Shooting As Cause Of Death After Suspect Says He Didn’t Shoot Anyone

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The Richest Person In Every State And How They Made Their Money

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Krispy Kreme Offers Vaccinated Customers Free Ride On Glaze Conveyor Belt

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Could You Pass The U.S. Citizenship Test?

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Conservative Christian Deeply Offended At Rap Video’s Implication That Satan A Homosexual

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